Thursday, October 11, 2012

.....salope? Oh l'enfer OUI!

...slut? Oh hell YES!

 The word “slut” describes a person, usually a chick, who is promiscuous — I suppose if you think sex should be between two people(or more..hehe) who love each other, someone who has sex with someone they only like….or just met may be a slut. Maybe your definition is a numbers game — five sexual partners in ones’ lifetime is a-okay, but anything over that and damn you are a slut!
How many times have you heard  people  throw around the word slut & love to pretend like there’s a concern for the slut’s body, and her lack of respect for it. NOT!  What does “respect” in this context mean anyway? Certainly it’s possible for a chick who’s slept with 40+ (I have a few more to go…just sayin) men & women to respect her body more than someone who’s only slept with one person — maybe she respects her body’s desire to experience pleasure, rather than her body’s desire to follow rules…..who made up the rules anyway???  Certainly not a slut!

 I think slutty and easy are too very different things. (Although I must say there is nothing wrong with being “easy,” either! Fuck whoever you want, whenever you want!  But easy and slutty are two different things.) One who is easy is, well, bouncing into bed with ease……I think I may be a bit easy…. slutty is uninhibited, a master of their bedroom prowess, playful, creative and confident and kinky. …easy can still insist on the missionary position with the lights off…. Sometimes doing the deed with the first acceptable candidate is a terrific idea…(just don’t forget to ask their name…you need something to yell out during sex) a slut  is into trying new things, showing off what they’ve got and looks at sex with the same sense of curiosity and gusto they would any other aspect of their life. I like being a slut!

I love being an easy slut.

I knew it was in me(no pun intended lol)  I just didn’t know how much of a slut I was carrying around inside of me until she reared her sexy ways…or should I say slut-e ways……..I was smiling from ear to ear on the drive home that night – I felt naughty and soooo damn  proud of it!  Oh hell yes! Unlike someone who feels embarrassed or insecure about their sexuality, I am a slut who is proud of who I am, what I do  and what I want. I enjoy taking chances, exploring new outlets and being free to do what (and whom) I choose … with a naughty grin on my face of course….slut!

I am a slut who is up for just about anything and looks at new experiences as a challenge to be met. Whether I take direction from my partner or come up with my own kinky plan of action..oh hell yes…I can be  unpredictable and spontaneous…..do you want references????

I am a slut who not only is having sex, I am talking about it too…….like all the fuckin time…just sayin….Whether that means amping up the dirty talk while in the bedroom, dishing about it with friends or telling a guy (or chick!)  just what I want to do to them later—verbalizing my sexual freakiness… Ooh, and I really dig sexting…..yes I am such a naughty easy slut!!!
 

Single guys can go to the sex club on Friday nights – usually there are several hanging around just waiting for a horny chick to give them the wink & the nod & take them up to a playroom for some action.  I don’t normally play with single fellas…however this particular Friday night we dragged along a good friend –this gal pal plays from time to time (yes – we turned her on to the club awhile back )so we talked her into going – that was a big mistake – she bitched the entire night – rejected anyone who hit on her & she wanted to go home blah blah blah……

In the meanwhile hubby was fucking one of  his gal pals who he plays with off & on – she is a sexy lady who I happen to have had the pleasure of her company a time or two (that’s a polite way of saying I fucked her with my strap on..just sayin)  – WOW! …but that’s another story…OMG…slut!!
 

 While she is doing her thing with my hubby she sends me off on a fact finding mission of sorts…let’s just say me + alcohol pack a hell of a punch.  There is nothing like a drunk slut in a sex club talking to a drunk single guy (NOT single – but his wife just didn’t understand his sexual needs – what crap!) ….who I knew nothing about but acted as though we had previously fucked, not to mention I led him to believe I fucked his wife (who said I was way better than him..had to throw that in…lol) and his previous playmates……I am such a bitch…….he didn’t know what end was up….for that matter I was three sheets to the wind & didn’t care….slut!

It sure didn’t take long before we were all over each other and on our way up the stairs to the playroom…..is there anything better than drunken sex at a sex club with a complete stranger who thinks he may have fucked you before???  I think not…just sayin.  I can’t seem to recall everything we did in that room that night but I do remember him twisting me up like a pretzel….I am not complaining…..I distinctly remember him licking my ass hole….. I thought…hmmmmm…not that I didn’t enjoy it…I just thought what the hell…..lol   And as always he slapped on the condom and we fucked….can’t really remember if it was any good….but what can I say….slut!
 
Walking out of the room with my just fucked hair and my clothes somewhat disheveled ….he ran to the bathroom – I am sure he needed to wash the just fucked pussy scent off him so his wife who doesn’t understand his needs doesn’t find out he just fucked me at a sex club…..damn that was a mouth full……soooooooo as I am standing in the hallway..yes again my inner slut rears her sexy head……standing there was a fella I met on New Year’s who looked like Kenny Rogers…..he didn’t remember me at all…he was caught up in my just fucked & ready to fuck again allure…..slut!
 

As I am standing there with Kenny Rogers….let me reword that – I am and all over Kenny Rogers in the hall…..my previous playmate….Ron, Rob, Rick…what ever the hell his name was walked out of the bathroom….I think he thought he was  gonna hang with me, buy  me a drink, exchange numbers…something…….like that was gonna happen. NOT!  Just because you licked my ass & fucked me sure doesn’t mean I wanna be your pal….lol   In the meanwhile ol Kenny is getting kinda randy  and gave me the wink & the nod so I thought…what the hell…… Ron, Rob, Rick…what ever the hell his name was just licked me clean so I was ready to to go…..lol…..I waved at Ron, Rob, Rick…what ever the hell his name was and slipped into the playroom with the exam table….slut!

Before I knew it Kenny was standing there stark ass naked….I thought damn Kenny….don’t wanna sing me a song or something…..nope he did a nose dive right to my just fucked wet pussy.  I didn’t even get undressed…..not long into it there was a knock at the door…it was a knight in shining sexual armor…..my hubby….lets just say it was time for Kenny to exit stage right…..naked btw……carrying his clothes.  Kenny must on tour because I haven’t seen him since.   In the end…..my hot sexy hubby fucked the hell out of me on that exam table that night which was the perfect ending…… you could call it a “happy ending”    I was so damn proud of my inner slut that night – I was smiling from ear to ear all the way home & for several days thereafter.  I remember constantly looking at my hubby and saying  “ I am such a slut”!!!!
 

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